3 Liter Douche (TM)

Today we dealt with a giant douchebag. He was such a huge douche that I referred to him as a 20 Liter douchebag. Kurt said 3 Liter douche sounds better. As in, "Man, look at that 3 Liter douchebag in his Ed Hardy tee and sideways cap. And his asshole friend, who is just a 12 oz."

Another good way to refer to douchebags is by brand name. Like, "Hey, Summer's Eve!"

More of a put down: "Hey, CVS brand douchebag!"

3 Liter Douche (TM) is copyrighted by Kurt and Suki. If you use it in conversation we will track you down and sue you for piles and piles of money, 3 Liter douche-style.